The Trip Blog

May 31, 2011

Wild Wild West of Boozin — the Soda Liqour Gun

The MRT crew is well aware of Versatile’s ability to upgrade anything with absurdities that would even surprise the Pimp My Ride crew.  A standard upgrade would most likely include new wheels, stereo system or even headlights whereas Versatile’s upgrade ideas are like … Continue reading

May 30, 2011

Flying J

Day 2 cont…….On the road again. We badly wanted to be in New Orleans but unfortunately it is not as close to Nashville as we had hoped. Optimus Prime needed to take a dump badly. This led us to the … Continue reading

May 28, 2011

Hello hangover, my name is everyone

Day 2……”I feel like I got donkey punched!” Thanks for the insight P. Everyone was a more than a little groggy to say the least as we arose this morning. Greeted by unwelcome sunlight, the smell of booze and testosterone, … Continue reading

May 28, 2011

How many guys does it take to fill out a bus?

After a long night of giving it everything we had we reluctantly left the bars and headed back to Optimus Prime hoping to stir up a late night shindig and keep the party rolling on into the night. We meandered … Continue reading

May 28, 2011

Tootsies

Day 1 cont……A few doors down from where we were earlier in the night we found ourselves ending the bar scene at Tootsies. Known for its live music Nashville did not disappoint as we went three for three at Tootsies … Continue reading

May 28, 2011

Tin Roof

Day 1 cont…..Unloading out of a packed out taxi we headed into our next stop in Nashville, Tin Roof. Greeted by another live band, singing Sir Mix a Lot Baby Got Back, we rushed into Tin Roof to observe round … Continue reading

May 28, 2011

The Stage

Day 1 cont…..The MRT boys headed into the Stage next and were greeted by a live band and a live crowd. A solid mix of ages and genders gave the Stage a great crowd that was both into singing along … Continue reading

May 27, 2011

Heart Attacks

Flashback to 2003. The first Maxim Road Trip started with everyone together sans member AC. So it was fitting that The Reunion Tour began with him being several states away again. However in ’03, it was about his killing 14 … Continue reading

May 27, 2011

AC joins the crew

Day 1 cont….The crew grew by one as we hit downtown Nashville and the much anticipated arrival of AC finally become a reality. He met us outside of the bars equipped with his luggage and some inside information on the … Continue reading

May 27, 2011

Nashville!

Day 1 cont…..Optimus Prime finally arrived in Nashville, Tennessee after a quick trip of boozing and male bonding. We searched the city and even talked to a police officer to find a spot to park Optimus for both partying and … Continue reading

May 27, 2011

There can only be one…..Kam

Versatile decided early on that in order to properly document such an amazing feat of human nature that the Maxim Road Trip needed a professional. Insert Kam, our brilliant, talented, and quite handsome cameraman. Whether we are interviewing people at … Continue reading

May 27, 2011

Shower anyone?

Day 1 continued… After what can only be described as a grueling full body workout at the Jump Zone we decided it was time for an all male group shower. After all, what better way was there to remove the … Continue reading

May 27, 2011

Holy Montgomery.

When in Nashville, act like Nashvillians… so we did. We started at Bailey’s Sports Grille which was bomb and then headed to the Stage where Kam interviewed multiple people. After the ladies lost the dance off, we tried out the … Continue reading

May 27, 2011

MaximRoadTrip Crew vs J-Z… Jump Zone that is.

Our first major destination was something that an 8 year old has always dreamed of, perhaps even wet dreamed if he was mature enough. One may ask why would adults, large male adults especially, be interested in jumping around several … Continue reading

May 26, 2011

Keep your friends close and your advil closer.

First drawer, top choice is copious amounts of advil. Hangovers are only temporary.

May 26, 2011

Kentucky Castle… err, is that an oxymoron?

As Optimus Prime slices through the rain, he pulls up to an enchanted Kentucky castle. The crew look upon the castle with wonder as they realize their road-castle has its own moat with all the rain. Why the armored gate? … Continue reading

May 26, 2011

In KY without the Jelly

Kam’s jumped in the driver’s chair and is cruising down the highway while the GRB, P and Versatile take some well needed rest from prepping Optimus Prime last night. We’ve passed Louisville (I know, we should have passed Lexington but … Continue reading

May 26, 2011

Like Marissa Miller with the Herp

MRT member’s analogy of the trip… “my stomach is like Marrissa Miller with a bad case of the herp… I cannot wait to fuck the tar out of her, but know the consequences could be life altering”. Well said, well … Continue reading

May 26, 2011

On the road!

Stop #1, getting a license plate for the bus at the BMV while the GRB and P fill up the soda machine with the essentials… Vodka, Whiskey and Rum. The soda gun is now hooked up for mixed drinks while … Continue reading

May 25, 2011

“Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.”

The crew is assembled and rendezvousing tomorrow in Nashville, TN for the beginning of Maxim Road Trip: The Reunion Tour.  Visit “The Players” to get to know who will be joining us on this incredible adventure and make sure to … Continue reading